Profiles are funny things. They're an interesting peek at someone, but ultimately nothing takes the place of convesation. I'm mostly looking for friends, however a few dates and even a bf might be nice. But I'm a pragmatist and I don't believe in unicorns. I don't really have a type and am always surprised at the people I'm attracted to. I'm a lot of things: funny, direct, erudite. I'm something of a pop culture whore and can talk about movies and television for days. I'm also an avid cook and reader. I love meeting new people, so hit me up, you may be suprised. though I do tend to inspire very distinct opinions. But if you're looking for the boy next door, then you need to go next door. I'm the weird motherfucker that lives down the street.

As Gore Vidal said, "The unfed mind devours itself."