Hay I'm Erik

If i don't answer your IM it means I'm not here. Stop being a nitwit. 

I gotta be honest. I've noticed an increasing number of people with fantastic looking pages, with these artsy fucking photos all touched up and semi-professionally done.

That's just not me. I'm not a "good" gay.

What I mean is sometimes I just wear fucking clothes. As in jeans that don't look hot. 
But just jeans. And shoes. Like just cross trainers, jeans and a t shirt. 

I can only dance when I'm drunk.

I go from tipsy to trashed wayyy too easily. 

If we ever go on a date, I'll probably be awesome, minus the awkwardness when it comes to the making out/sex (if it ever gets to that point)

If we ever went out, don't expect me to say shit like "damn boy you're banging" or whatever. Thats not just who I am. 

I'm more likely to say something like "You're so cute" Its just my language. 


I'm just a regular dude. I used to be able to dunk a basketball, in fact I was recruited to play DII and DIII soccer and basketball. I didn't do it. 

I can argue with anyone about politics or if you hate politics, ignore that. :) 

I can kick your ass in modern warfare 2, I'm ranked in the top 5 thousand players (I only snipe)

I can goto the gym with you 

I can fix your parent's computer 


I can tell you stories about the time I was held hostage at gunpoint tied up, about the 3 million in revenue business i owned and operated, then ran into the ground, the travel i've done (argentina, prague, caribbean, hawaii, and more)


I can count cards in blackjack at the casino (no i can't) 





I lie about my age. I frequently tell people I'm 23, 24, or 25 - but Im either 25 or 26, you can figure that one out. But I get away with it. 
 

My AIM is strive4num1 
I'll talk to you on IM, but don't expect me 
to respond positively if you're a weirdo. 

I'm half German, half Irish, 
half Native American, half English, half Welsh 
I know that adds up to two point 5 people