So this is how this is gonna go...I am going to introduce you...to me...in a series of short, random sentences. No one likes to read long paragraphs, and I get that. My attention span is about the size of a midget dick, so work with me here.

My name is Erik. I model for BOYFEAST. I like to go walking. Fall is my favorite season. Snow makes me wanna play, cuddle, drink coffee, and fuck all at once. I am obsessed with coffee. I write like nobody's business. Sometimes I pick my nose when nobody is looking. I drive a mustang. I hate automatic transmissions, love stick shifts. I have a dog, but I love cats better. Lady GaGa is like God. I love to wear cute underwear, but I don't have any. I am a bit of a burnout. I smoke Camel Light cigarettes, and have no intention on quitting. I have a very small, very tight group of friends, whom I love. I love weed. I love to party. I like to dance, alone in my underwear, or at the club. I do extremely well under pressure, I don't do very well when there is no pressure. I hate gum, and I haven't chewed it since I was 6. I like hallucenogens, but not just to get high, but for the experiences. I really need alot of the stuff on my amazon wishlist ;). I haven't had a good relationship in about 3 years. I wanna live in Orange County. I dropped out of school for absolutely no reason at all. I am very smart. I have a high IQ, and kicked ass on my ACT. I am very into politics, and I watch the news alot. I am eccentric. I like the color purple. I am very attracted to skinny boys in small jeans for some reason. I like acoustic/folky/indie music. The Decemberists are the best ever. I collect Vinyl LPs, especially those by Styx.

I will continue to update this as things about me come to my mind, but for now, I leave you with the aforementioned =D