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Liquor dept. was out of Old Overholt bottled-in-bond so I had to get the 86 proof version to fill my rye whiskey decanter.
Howdy everyone... been awhile but I haven't gone away completely!
Jizz n mess, jizz n mess, jizz my twinky chest. Make me moan, I want it rough in my one-strap chest harness, hey!
Merry Christmas you magnificent bastards!
I just want you on all fours. Open wide and let it flow. Kiss me out of the blue. All I want for Christmas is you.
You better know what? You better get fucked. You better go suck my big little cock. Santa Claus is comin' to town.
Its not about you, its about the consumer.
Happy Thanksgiving twinkie friends