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I've been trying to figure out if there really is something meaningful that I can put in this 10,000 character box that explains who I am as a person in a way that'll make people care. So screw it.

Who I am on this site is who I am perceived to be. And believe me, you'll find plenty of opinions on that, on very opposite sides of the perception spectrum. You'll have people believing that I'm a loud-mouthed, unintelligent, Chicago brat who likes to spout off on random-ass tangents. And you'll also have people who love me to death for what I say and what I believe in, or they just like looking at my pictures.

But in the context of things none of that really matters, and you'll get a much better idea of who I am by chatting me up via message, IM, or cam chat. But either way, I'll still be a perception of your online reality.