Welcome to my profile. Glad you are making good decisions.
In his free time, I grow tomatoes and tour the world, touching hearts, one joke at a time.
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look once in awhile, you could miss it"
-Ferris Beuler
"Never walk away from a fellow crasher wearing a funny jacket."
-Rule #115
"Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out."
-Billy Madison
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak."
